It was all too obvious, too timely.
But I stopped. I haven’t taken a killer since I was in college. I always thought that a pretty girl standing on the side of the street with her thumb in the breeze had to have a boyfriend of 250 pounds in the bushes, ready to command my car to knife point.
I can see from a distance you’re cute, your long brown hair whistling on your face in the wind. As I drive closer, I can see your skinoffs faded, cut so little that your ass cheeks are pissing invitingly.